"It is a truth universally acknowledged that every Jane Austen fan wishes to marry Mr. Darcy."
It is??? Well then in that case we have a game for all you J. Austen fans that applies to that very desire.
"Marrying Mr. Darcy is a role-playing game where players are one of the female characters from Jane Austen's novel Pride and Prejudice. Players work to improve themselves and become more desirable as potential wives for the available Suitors. Our heroines attend events and build their character but extra advantage can be gained by strategic use of cunning. But be warned - though you can turn down a proposal from a suitor you do not admire, you will run the risk of becoming an old maid! All of our heroines' efforts are in hopes of securing the husband that will make them the most satisfied character at the end of the game."